Drummers,
lightbulbs and one-liners
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
- Five; One to
screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart coulda done
it.
- Just one; so long as the roadie gets the ladder, sets it up and puts the
bulb in the socket for him.
- "Why? Oh, wow! Is it like dark, man?"
- Only
one; but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be
pushed in.
- Two; one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only
after they figure out that you
- have to turn the bulb).
- Twenty; one to hold
the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.
- Only one; he holds it
and the world revolves around him.
- None; they have a machine to do that
now.
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Stories....
ONE LINERS:
If thine enemy wrongs thee, buy each of his children a
drum. - Ancient Proverb
Oxymoron: Snare Drum Music & Professional
Drummer
Overheard: "Will the musicians please come to the stage. Oh, and the
drummer too."
A phrase you'll never hear on a tour bus: "Hey, shouldn't we go
back for the drummer?"
Two people were walking down the street. One was a
drummer. The other didn't have any
money either.
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