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Drummer Jokes Page 1

OK, so we know that we as drummers are the butt of every other musician jokes (but then again so are bass players, guitarists and that most humourous of figures the lead singer. Chick singers aren't quite so bad :)

Q & A:
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Drool.
How can you tell when the stage riser is level?
The drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey, guys - why don't we try one of my songs?"
What did the professional drummer say when he got to his job?
"Would you like fries with that?"
How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.
Johnny says to his mom, "I want to be a drummer when I grow up!"
Mom replies, "But Johnny, you can't do both."
How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in
What do you call a drummer without a wife?
Homeless.
What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?
They both stink without Cream.
What do you call a drummer with original ideas?
Unemployed.
What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.
What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Overqualified.
What do you call a Drummer in a Volkswagen?
Farfromthinken.


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