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"Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"
"Oh, about a half beat behind the drummer."
Why is a drum machine better than a drummer?
Because it can keep good time and won't steal your girlfriend.
What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.
Why are bad drummers better than drum machines?
You don't have to plug 'em in to get something stiff, mechanical and uninspired.

Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
Me either
 

Did you hear about the drummer who went to college?
Me neither.
How can you make a drummer slow down?
Put a sheet of music in front of him
How can you make that drummer stop?
Put notes on it!
Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
How can you make a drummer's car more aerodynamic?
Take the Pizza sign off of it.
What's the difference between a large pizza and a drummer?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.
How can you tell a drummer is walking behind you?
You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground.
I asked my drummer to spell "Mississippi"...
He said, "The river or the state?"




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