search_all
Home Drumset - Drummer Jokes Drummer Jokes Page 3
Drummer Jokes Page 3

Why are drummers always losing their watches?
Everyone knows they have trouble keeping time.
What do you call 10 drummers in a drum circle?
A dope ring.
What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
One will mature and make money.
What do you call a beautiful woman on a drummer's arm?
A tattoo.

Why do drummers have lots of kids?
They're not too good at the Rhythm Method.
What's the difference between a high school drumline and shoes in a dryer?
Nothing
  How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando?
Ask him to play in 4/4 at a steady 120 bpm.
What do you do if you accidentally run over a drummer?
Back up.
What is the difference between a bad drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
What's the biggest lie told to a drummer?
Hang on a minute and I'll help you with your gear.
What did the drummer say to the bandleader?
Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?
Why are bass player jokes so short?
So drummers can remember them.
What's the difference between a savings bond and a drummer?
Someday the bond will mature and make some money.
Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car? It took two hours to
get the drummer out.
What is the difference between a chiropodist and a bad drummer?
A chiropodist bucks up your feet!


Related Articles:


Articles by this Author:

Drum Head Appliqu├ęs
Things applied to the head alter its sound Coating is the most common application. It is a fine material sprayed onto the head to simulate (somewhat) the feel of calf for brushes to have something...
Read More >>
Snare Drum Reviews
Snare Drum Reviews These are Independent Objective reviews. Reviews are carried out by end-users of the products.  The reviews reflect the personal opinion of the reviewers...
Read More >>
Magazine Format
The Magazine format allows Drumdojo's information to be brought to the reader in a contextual grouping. Whereas previously someone looking for information for example on making their bodhran drum...
Read More >>
Soundproofing a basement ceilingSoundproofing a basement ceiling
Yet again, another great article from Doctor Bob O. We here are Drumdojo are extremely grateful for his sharing of his work so freely. This time, we are looking at taking steps to soundproof your basement...
Read More >>
logo footer   Designed by Marshallarts (c)1999-2010 - All Rights Reserved
php script encode decode php script encode decode