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Why are drummers always losing their watches?
Everyone knows they have trouble keeping time.
What do you call 10 drummers in a drum circle?
A dope ring.
What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
One will mature and make money.
What do you call a beautiful woman on a drummer's arm?
A tattoo.

Why do drummers have lots of kids?
They're not too good at the Rhythm Method.
What's the difference between a high school drumline and shoes in a dryer?
Nothing
  How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando?
Ask him to play in 4/4 at a steady 120 bpm.
What do you do if you accidentally run over a drummer?
Back up.
What is the difference between a bad drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
What's the biggest lie told to a drummer?
Hang on a minute and I'll help you with your gear.
What did the drummer say to the bandleader?
Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?
Why are bass player jokes so short?
So drummers can remember them.
What's the difference between a savings bond and a drummer?
Someday the bond will mature and make some money.
Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car? It took two hours to
get the drummer out.
What is the difference between a chiropodist and a bad drummer?
A chiropodist bucks up your feet!


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