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Two drummers walk into a bar...
which is funny because you would have figured the second one would have seen the first guy
do it.
Why do drummers have one more brain cell than a horse?
So that when marching in a parade, they can avoid the horse droppings on the road.
Why are band intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
So you don't have to retrain the drummers.
One friend to another: "Why do you hang around with that drummer??"
"Beats me!"
How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando?
Ask him to play in 4/4 at a steady 120 bpm.

What do you call a dozen drummers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start!!
 

Two drummers walk into a bar...
which is funny because you would have figured the second one would have seen the first guy
do it.
Why do drummers have one more brain cell than a horse?
So that when marching in a parade, they can avoid the horse droppings on the road.
Why are band intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
So you don't have to retrain the drummers.
One friend to another: "Why do you hang around with that drummer??"
"Beats me!"
How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando?
Ask him to play in 4/4 at a steady 120 bpm.
What do you call a dozen drummers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start!!
How many drummers does it take to wallpaper a room?
Three, if you slice them thin enough!
How do you call a drummer?
You can't. They don't pay their phone bill.
What should you call a drummer?
It doesn't matter. They won't listen anyway.
What's the best protection the Secret Service could have against a Presidential assassination?
Make a drummer the Vice-President.
How do you get two drummers to play in time?
Shoot one.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the drum solo.
What do you tell a drummer with two black eyes?
Nothing - you've already told him twice!




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