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What does it mean when a drummer is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher? They both perceive time as an abstract concept. How do you get a drummer to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes. What is the dynamic range of a drum set? On and off. What do you call a drummer with a pager? An optimist. What does it mean when a drummer is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher? They both perceive time as an abstract concept. How do you get a drummer to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes. What is the dynamic range of a drum set? On and off. What do you call a drummer with a pager? An optimist. What's the difference between a drum set and an onion? No one cries when you chop up a drum set. What's the difference between a drum set and a trampoline? You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline. What's the definition of a gentleman? Someone who knows how to play the drums and doesn't. What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead drummer in the road? Skid marks in front of the snake. What's the difference between a dead drummer in the road and a dead country singer in the road? The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session. Why are drummers' sticks like lightning? They rarely strike the same spot twice. If you drop a drum set and a watermelon off a tall building, which will hit the ground first? Who cares? What do you do if you find a drum set in a trashcan? Leave it. What's the difference between a taxi & a drummer? A taxi only has to carry 3 or 4 people at a time! What is the difference between a drummer and dripping faucet? The faucet has a sense of rhythm. What is perfect pitch? Tossing a drum set into a trashcan without hitting the sides. How do you make a drummer's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ear. What's the difference between a bass drum and a snare drum? The bass drum burns longer. What's the difference between a drum set and a chainsaw? You can pawn the chainsaw. What's the best thing to play on a drum set? Solitaire. What's the ideal weight for a drummer? Four and a half pounds, including the urn. Where does one find the obituaries of drummers? Under "Civic Improvements." What's worse than telling jokes about drummers? Laughing at them! Similar articlesRelated Articles: Articles by this Author:  Sound Treatment Using Acoustic FoamUsing Acoustic Foam to
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