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Drummers, lightbulbs and one-liners

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

  • Five; One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart coulda done it.
  • Just one; so long as the roadie gets the ladder, sets it up and puts the bulb in the socket for him.
  • "Why? Oh, wow! Is it like dark, man?"
  • Only one; but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in.
  • Two; one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only after they figure out that you
  • have to turn the bulb).
  • Twenty; one to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.
  • Only one; he holds it and the world revolves around him.
  • None; they have a machine to do that now.

 

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ONE LINERS:
If thine enemy wrongs thee, buy each of his children a drum. - Ancient Proverb
Oxymoron: Snare Drum Music & Professional Drummer
Overheard: "Will the musicians please come to the stage. Oh, and the drummer too."
A phrase you'll never hear on a tour bus: "Hey, shouldn't we go back for the drummer?"
Two people were walking down the street. One was a drummer. The other didn't have any
money either.


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