search_all
Home Drumset - Drummer Jokes Drummer Jokes Page 6
Drummer Jokes Page 6

Drummers, lightbulbs and one-liners

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

  • Five; One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart coulda done it.
  • Just one; so long as the roadie gets the ladder, sets it up and puts the bulb in the socket for him.
  • "Why? Oh, wow! Is it like dark, man?"
  • Only one; but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in.
  • Two; one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only after they figure out that you
  • have to turn the bulb).
  • Twenty; one to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.
  • Only one; he holds it and the world revolves around him.
  • None; they have a machine to do that now.

drummer jokesNEXT - Stories....

ONE LINERS:
If thine enemy wrongs thee, buy each of his children a drum. - Ancient Proverb
Oxymoron: Snare Drum Music & Professional Drummer
Overheard: "Will the musicians please come to the stage. Oh, and the drummer too."
A phrase you'll never hear on a tour bus: "Hey, shouldn't we go back for the drummer?"
Two people were walking down the street. One was a drummer. The other didn't have any
money either.


Related Articles:


Articles by this Author:

Drummer Jokes Page 2
"Hey buddy, how late does the band play?" "Oh, about a half beat behind the drummer." Why is a drum machine better than a drummer? Because it can keep good time and won't steal...
Read More >>
Spiritdrums DrumsetSpiritdrums Drumset
Spirit Drums Custom Kit #3 Paul Marshall - February 2000 'drums for a lifetime' "Still Awesome in 2007" I feel that I must again state for the record that this is an independent objective...
Read More >>
Drumdojo EU ShopDrumdojo EU Shop
This is the European Shop for accessories on Drumdojo - Help Support the drumdojo site All Shirts are printed on the front as shown - sitelogo on the back - click image for details
Read More >>
Drum Heads
The drumhead is one of the major factors in the sound of a drum; It is the tone generator, and it has a major impact on the timbre, attack, and sustain of the drum. There are three primary factors...
Read More >>
logo footer   Designed by Marshallarts (c)1999-2010 - All Rights Reserved