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St. Peter was checking ID's at the pearly gates. He asks the first man, "What did you do on
Earth?" The man replied, "I was a doctor." St. Peter says, "OK, go right through those two shiny
gates to your left.
"Next person! What did you do on Earth?" , "I was a school teacher."
"OK, ..through those two gates and to the left
."Next! ..And what did you do on Earth?" . "Oh, I was a drummer."
"All right, go around to the back door, up the freight elevator, through the kitchen and..."

A customer walks into the brand new store downtown that sells brains. There are three glass
cases, each containing a nice wet quivering gray brain. The first one says "SCIENTIST", and it
costs $100. The second says "ELECTRICIAN" and costs $1000. The third says "DRUMMER" and
costs $10,000. The customer is confused, and questions the salesperson.
"I don't get it...why would I want a drummer's brain for $10,000 when I can get an scientist's
brain for $100?"....

... The salesman replied, "Because, it's never been used."

A lady walks into a store and tells the man behind the counter she would like some musician
brains. "Alright" he says, "What kind?".
"How much do they cost?" she asks.
"Well, those there are trumpeters at $5 a pound, those are French horns at $7 a pound, and
those are conductors' at $10 a pound." He replies.
"What are those way back there?" she asks.
"Those are drummers brains. They cost $100 a pound." He replies.
"GOODNESS!!", she exclaims, "Why are they so expensive?"
"Lady, do you realize how many drummers it takes to get a pound of brains?!?!".

An amateur drummer died and went to heaven. He was waiting outside the pearly gates when
he heard the most incredible fast and furious drumming coming from within. Immediately he
recognized the playing and rushed to ask St. Peter if that was Buddy Rich playing drums inside
the gates. St. Peter responded: "No, that's God. He just thinks he's Buddy Rich."
To get this joke, you probably have to know about the legendary unpopularity of Buddy Rich
amongst his band...

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