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A horn player who had been playing with Buddy Rich for many years came back from vacation
to hear a rumor that Buddy had died. He didn't quite believe it, so he phoned Buddy's wife
and said "Can I speak to Buddy please?"
Buddy's wife said, "I'm sorry, Buddy passed away last week."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that," he said, and hung up.
A couple of hours later, he called her again. "Is Buddy there please?"
"No, I'm sorry. Buddy's no longer with us," said Buddy's wife. And hung up the phone.
Ten minutes later, he called Buddy's wife again. "Can I speak to Buddy please?" he said.
She recognized his voice, and said: "Look, I've told you before, BUDDY'S DEAD!" And slammed
down the phone.
Two minutes later, and the phone rang again... "Is Buddy at home please?" the horn player
asked.
Buddy's wife was furious. "I'm not going to tell you again, Buddy is dead.. D. E. A. D., DEAD.
Why do you keep calling me to ask for Buddy???!!!!"....


...The horn player replied, .."I just love hearing you say it."
 

If a dollar bill was laying in the center of a room, and the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, a
drummer with good time, and a drummer with bad time were standing in the corners, who
would get the money?
The drummer with bad time since the other three don't exist.

A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real"
musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says
"I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordion."
The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher
but the radiator's got to stay".

 

A young drummer girl was walking along the street when she heard..
"Psst! Down here!"
She looked down and saw a frog sitting by the curb. The frog says to her, "Hey, if you kiss me
I'll turn into a world famous drummer and make you rich and famous!" She thought for a
moment and reached down, grabbed the frog and stuffed it in her pocket.
A woman standing nearby witnessing the whole event said, "What did you do that for?"
The girl replied, "I'm not stupid. I know a talking frog is worth heaps more than a famous
drummer any day!"

 

A guy walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplification thingies and
a Gibson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremolo?" "You're a drummer, aren't you?"
"Duh, yeah. How'd you know?" "This is a travel agency."




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