| Drummer Jokes 1 | Drummer Jokes Page 1 OK, so
we know that we as drummers are the butt of every other musician jokes (but then
again so are bass players, guitarists
and that most humourous of figures the lead
singer.
Chick singer... Read More >> |
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| Drummer Jokes 2 | Drummer Jokes Page 2 "Hey buddy, how late does the band
play?"
"Oh, about a half beat behind the drummer."
Why is a drum machine
better than a drummer?
Because it can keep good time and won't st... Read More >> |
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| Drummer Jokes 3 | Drummer Jokes Page 3 Why are drummers always losing their
watches?
Everyone knows they have trouble keeping time.
What do you call
10 drummers in a drum circle?
A dope ring.
What is the difference between
a drum... Read More >> |
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| Drummer Jokes 4 | Drummer Jokes Page 4 Two drummers walk into a bar...
which is
funny because you would have figured the second one would have seen the first
guy
do it.
Why do drummers have one more brain cell than a horse?
So
th... Read More >> |
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| Drummer Jokes 5 | Drummer Jokes Page 5 What does it mean when a drummer is in your
bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down
long enough.
What's the similarity between a drummer and a
philosopher... Read More >> |
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| Drummer Jokes 6 | Drummer Jokes Page 6 Drummers,
lightbulbs and one-liners
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five; One to
screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart ... Read More >> |
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| Drummer Jokes 7 | Drummer Jokes Page 7 STORIES:
A guy wanted to play bass in
a band. The band told him, "Okay, but you will have to have 1/3
of your brain
removed." So the guy went into surgery. When he woke ... Read More >> |
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| Drummer Jokes 8 | Drummer Jokes Page 8 St. Peter was checking ID's at the pearly
gates. He asks the first man, "What did you do on
Earth?" The man replied, "I
was a doctor." St. Peter says, "OK, go right throu... Read More >> |
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| Drummer Jokes 9 | Drummer Jokes Page 9 A horn player who had been playing with
Buddy Rich for many years came back from vacation
to hear a rumor that Buddy
had died. He didn't quite believe it, so he phoned Buddy's wife
and said &quo... Read More >> |
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| Drummer Jokes 10 | Drummer Jokes Page 10 Two salesmen are in a bar. One says to the
other, "I bet you I can relate to anyone in this bar,
I'm such a good
salesman." The other replies, "You think so, huh? Well, sure. But I... Read More >> |
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